holtzsexual:

don’t 👏🏽 call 👏🏽 yourself 👏🏽 a 👏🏽 kate 👏🏽 mckinnon 👏🏽 fan 👏🏽 unless 👏🏽 you’ve 👏🏽 been 👏🏽 dropped 👏🏽 7 👏🏽 feet 👏🏽 onto 👏🏽 the 👏🏽 roof 👏🏽 of 👏🏽 a 👏🏽 long 👏🏽 john 👏🏽 silvers 👏🏽 and 👏🏽 your 👏🏽 pants 👏🏽 were 👏🏽 thrown 👏🏽 out 👏🏽 separately 👏🏽 and 👏🏽 they 👏🏽 missed 👏🏽 the 👏🏽 roof 👏🏽 and 👏🏽 your 👏🏽 slacks 👏🏽 landed 👏🏽 in 👏🏽 a 👏🏽 frickin 👏🏽 pine 👏🏽 tree 👏🏽 30 👏🏽 feet 👏🏽 away 👏🏽 so 👏🏽 you 👏🏽 just 👏🏽 had 👏🏽 to 👏🏽 chill 👏🏽 up 👏🏽 there 👏🏽 with 👏🏽 your 👏🏽 frickin 👏🏽 coot 👏🏽 coot 👏🏽 and 👏🏽 prune 👏🏽 shoot 👏🏽 hangin 👏🏽 out 👏🏽 until 👏🏽 the 👏🏽 place 👏🏽 opened 👏🏽 up 👏🏽